who has the worst url on tumblr.com
that would be me
(via unescapable)
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
(via celebritity)
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
(Source: 42hearts, via unescapable)
i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
(via celebritity)
sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:
remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”
We still do, peasant
(via maliyk)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via cherlloyds)
